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    Why, Why, Why

    Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
    bonnie


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    Those are good Bonnie! Thanks for the laugh!
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    Bonnie, I've seen these before but I think I laughed more the 2nd time around! I needed that.
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    Boniie,
    Ty, I know when I need a laugh, someone one this board has a funny to share.
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    I just laughed till I wet my Pants. rofl. I know we aren't suppose to know the answers to any of these questions but I was watching Oprah and the reason glue doesn't stick to the bottle is because it has to have air to make it work

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    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

    OMG- I'm the sane one!


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    I chuckled all the way through the list. I've been working on the reunion schedule and program and needed a relief. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!
    Judith

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    I just laughed till I wet my Pants. rofl
    ditto.......roflmao
    *Mary*

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    Just got to read these today, what a hoot! Thanks Bonnie we all need those laughs.

    Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions.
    Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

    Quote by Frank Outlaw

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    Thank you for a good laugh!!


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