Hello and welcome to our community! Is this your first visit?
Register

User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 13

Thread: Christmas Pun

  1. #1
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    1. What do elves learn in school?

    2. How many reindeer does Santa Have??? Name Them.

    3. What nationality is Santa Claus?

    4. What kind of bird can write?

    5. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

    6. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

    7. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

    8. What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

    9. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

    10. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
    bonnie


  2. #2
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    1. The Elf-abet!
    bonnie


  3. #3
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    2. 11 (named below):
    Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudoph (the one with the red nose), Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of}), and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him {all}).
    bonnie


  4. #4
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    3. North Polish.
    bonnie


  5. #5
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    4. A PENguin.
    bonnie


  6. #6
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    5. Because it has long-distance runners on each side
    bonnie


  7. #7
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    6. Because every buck is dear to him.
    bonnie


  8. #8
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    7. Crisp Cringle.
    bonnie


  9. #9
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    8. We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
    bonnie


  10. #10
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    9. Okay everyone, sack time!!

    And the answer to No. 10 (it would not let me post it separately telling me there was 'flood protection') is MISSLEtoe!
    bonnie



 

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •