Christmas Pun

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1. What do elves learn in school?

2. How many reindeer does Santa Have??? Name Them.

3. What nationality is Santa Claus?

4. What kind of bird can write?

5. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

6. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

7. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

8. What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

9. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

10. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

[sbartist]

1. The Elf-abet!

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2. 11 (named below):
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudoph (the one with the red nose), Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of}), and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him {all}).

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3. North Polish.

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4. A PENguin.

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5. Because it has long-distance runners on each side

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6. Because every buck is dear to him.

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7. Crisp Cringle.

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8. We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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9. Okay everyone, sack time!!

And the answer to No. 10 (it would not let me post it separately telling me there was 'flood protection') is MISSLEtoe!