I am so flattered!Sounds just like me...
TO A PHENOMENAL WOMAN
When I was in my younger days,
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.
But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.
Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I have to wear a nine now,
But used to wear a seven.
And how about those blasted tights --
They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knee?
I need to wear these glasses
As the print's been getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.
Though my hair has turned to grey
and my skin no longer fits,
the outside's changed a bit.
Dalene
I am so flattered!Sounds just like me...
and me - lol
Lynn
ah, ditto!
(thanks) sam
me too
Judy
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil. 4:13
I'm sorry to agree with all that. Oh my!
Judith
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