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  1. 11-21-2007, 02:48 AM #1
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    Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    Only in America ... .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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  2. 11-21-2007, 04:25 AM #2
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    ROTFL! That last one about the 'drive up' ATM and Braille got me !
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  3. 11-21-2007, 05:49 AM #3
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    lol
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  4. 11-21-2007, 06:01 AM #4
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    Too funny!
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  5. 11-21-2007, 06:44 AM #5
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    I had to chuckle when I read this, then I started wondering if the rest of the world does the same thing?

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  6. 11-21-2007, 10:20 AM #6
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    Oh yeah! Thanks for the laugh. I did see not too long ago that they are starting to put the weiners in pkg of 8 now.
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