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    Wedding Anniversary

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
    THERE!!"

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
    she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
    the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
    to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and
    found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please
    pray for him.

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    Wedding Anniversary

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
    THERE!!"

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
    she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
    the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
    to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and
    found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please
    pray for him.

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    that sure made my day!! Thanks for sharing!

    Diana
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    That is so funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.
    SAS is 5 years old... please join in the 5day online crop!!!!

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    If my DH had given me that gift, he would be missing too...me!!

    Funny
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    bump

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    LOL!
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    Gotta admire Ed and his gonads, probably no longer has them but still gotta admire him

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    Too funny! Thanks!



 

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