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    The Rules of Chocolate:
    If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

    Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

    The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

    Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

    If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

    If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

    Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

    Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

    Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

    A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

    If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

    If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

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    Oh Sam! There are no rules for chocolate. That would ruin it all. LOL. Give me the dark - at least 60%. I try to have at least some each day. I do agree with your rules, and I eat all my chocolate, so there's nothing wrong with me!!
    Judith

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    I will make sure to get my daily dose of chocolate. Y-U-M-M-Y
    bonnie


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    LMAO! Love it Sam!
    Cindy
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    ROFL that's cute!

    Ziggy

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    I need a snickers bar right now thanks for the laugh

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    Sam- I laughed so hard it gave me a headache! No problem, I took 2 handfulls of M&M's and it was all better!


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    I haven't had any chocolate in 3 days, and I went to the store and did not buy any. Will I go through "Chocalate Withdrawal"???
    Judith

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    Oh dear Sam.. where did you get these rules from? They have left out the fundamental rules for eating chocolate..

    1. You must alway eat a whole row.. never just one piece

    and

    2. You must never leave one row.. if there two rows left.. eat them both!

    A chocoholic once informed me of these rules.. they sounded good to me

    love ya.. Angie

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    I wasn't even thinking of chocolate until I read this, now I am eating chocolate pudding that's all I have in my house that's chocolate, but it's chocolate.


 

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