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    Senior Scrapper judyjay's Avatar
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    PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
    I don't do windows because ...

    I love birds and

    don't want one to run into a clean window

    and get hurt.

    I don't wax floors because ...

    I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

    then I'll feel terrible

    ( plus they may sue me.)

    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

    They are very good company,

    I have named most of them,

    and they agree with everything I say.

    I don't disturb cobwebs because .

    I want every creature to have a home of their own.

    I don't Spring Clean because .

    I love all the seasons

    and don't want the others to get jealous

    I don't pull weeds

    in the garden because ..

    I don't want to get

    in God's way,

    HE is an excellent designer!
    I don't put things away because .

    My husband

    will never be able to find them again.

    I don't do gourmet meals
    when I entertain because .

    I don't want my guests to

    stress out over what to make when

    they invite me

    over for dinner.

    I don't iron because ...

    I choose to believe them

    when they say "Permanent Press".

    I don't stress much on anything because ...

    "A Type" personalities die young and

    I want to stick around

    and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

    REMEMBER . . . .
    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
    Judy


    Check out my scrappy blog at http://scrap-a-doodlestamping.blogspot.com/

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil. 4:13

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    Senior Scrapper mommaidwf's Avatar
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    THANK YOU JUDY! This has just become my new mantra, lol! I love it!
    Cindy
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    Love it!
    Lynn

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    LMAO JUdy- my philosophy exactly!


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    Judy, glad to know another Judy shares my housekeeping motto.
    I leave cleaning to the DH. I do food and laundry. Don't you think I got the better deal???
    Judith

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    LOL Judy, this is PERFECT. Gonna have to print and frame it. New rules of the house!

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    Judy, that is just perfect!! I have to print and frame it for my house.
    Tks, you made me smile.
    Mickie


 

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