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    To Be 6 Again...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his
    wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far
    off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking
    in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
    her
    a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
    park. What a day!
    He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
    the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
    there
    was.
    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
    Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
    her
    favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
    home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
    his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it
    like being six again??"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
    changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a**!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
    he
    is gonna get it wrong.

    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN
    YOU
    THINK CAN HANDLE IT.


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    thanks I needed that.Roflmao

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    Very cute!!
    Judith


 

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