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    <span class="ev_code_BROWN"> IF MEN RULED THE WORLD...</span>

    Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

    When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

    Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

    The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

    At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

    Garbage would take itself out.

    Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

    Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife- to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

    Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th

    St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

    Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

    The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

    When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

    People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

    Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.


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    <span class="ev_code_BROWN"> IF MEN RULED THE WORLD...</span>

    Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

    When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

    Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

    The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

    At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

    Garbage would take itself out.

    Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

    Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife- to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

    Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th

    St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

    Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

    The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

    When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

    People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

    Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.


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    OMG SOOOOO True Christi this is just SOOO true.

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    LOL, cute Christi.
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    that's good christ. lmao
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    The 2nd one is my favorite- and that's how it would be at our house during football season!

    Sometimes when I need to tell DH something I talk to him about his team a little first, to get his attention then I slowly shift the conversation to what I need to say!


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    "If a man speaks in the forest & there's no woman around to hear him ..... is he still wrong?"

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    YES!!!


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    well come to think of it, actually mine is right on rare occasions...but hey- even a broken clock is right twice a day!


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    lol!

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