Hello and welcome to our community! Is this your first visit?
Register

User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: Old is when...

  1. #1
    Senior Scrapper
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Fingerlakes Region, NY
    Posts
    3,409
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)


    Old is when...

    Your friend compliments you on your new
    alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


    A sexy guy catches your fancy and
    your pacemaker opens the garage door


    "Getting a little action" means, "I don't
    need to take any fiber today."


    You are cautioned to slow down by
    the doctor instead of the police.


    An "all nighter" means not getting
    up to go use the bathroom!


    "Getting lucky" means you found your
    car in the parking lot.

    You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.


    Your back goes out more often than you do.


    You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.


    You're proud of your lawn mower.


    Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.


    Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.


    You sing along with the elevator music.


    You would rather go to work than stay home sick.


    You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.


    People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"


    You look forever for your glasses only to find them on top of your head "again".


    You take a metal detector to the beach.


    You know what the word "equity" means.


    You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.


    You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.


    You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.


    You find yourself smiling at this list!


  2. #2
    Senior Scrapper nanamsc's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    livonia, michigan
    Posts
    2,417
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ooohhh christi there you go again, making me laugh so hard.........and congrats on your medal.
    *Mary*

  3. #3
    Senior Scrapper ScrappySam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Bellingham, WA.
    Posts
    7,104
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    OH Christi - you have started my day with a chuckle and grinning ear to ear. Thanks for the lift!!!!

    sam

  4. #4
    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Honolulu
    Posts
    7,137
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    So cute and so true - thanks for the
    bonnie


  5. #5
    Senior Scrapper jujuann's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Western NC
    Posts
    19,315
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Christi, quit talking about me!!!
    Judith

  6. #6
    Senior Scrapper
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Fingerlakes Region, NY
    Posts
    3,409
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Judith was that you?? I thought it was ME!!


  7. #7
    Senior Scrapper bitaglitz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    2,116
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ahhhh, this is ~~~C~R~U~E~L~~!!!! I happen to ALWAYS know where my glasses are! And what's wrong with singing with elevator music? AND you ought to SEE our new lawn mower!!! It is a doozey! It mows the lawn that is the prize of the neighborhood just fine, thank you very much!!! One more thing... Shea butter goes a long way in helping anyone from mistaking MY feet for alligator skin...just ask me! DH and I have been discussing buying a matching pair of metal detectors from late-night infomercials. We figured it would be a profitable form of excercise for us...bending over, digging, lifting, and walking, you know, gooood aerobic activity. There's nothing like having a nice hobby! Who knows maybe this would help to pay for my scrapbooking addiction since I am too old to have a REAL job!

    Judy
    Judy

    A MERRY Heart Does GOOD Like a Medicine!

    check out my blogs: http://scrappers.me.com/bitaglitz
    http:judy-forthemoment.blogspot.com

  8. #8
    Senior Scrapper
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Fingerlakes Region, NY
    Posts
    3,409
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    LOL- well I resemble more and more of this list everyday!



  9. #9
    Senior Scrapper nanamsc's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    livonia, michigan
    Posts
    2,417
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    christi, roflmao.....we must be twins....
    *Mary*

  10. #10
    Senior Scrapper judyjay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Central Texas
    Posts
    5,170
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Christi, thanks for the great morning laugh. The sad part is that toooo many of those are things I've actually done!

    Here's one to add to the list.
    Old is when.... you don't remember if you've scrapped that event or not.
    Judy


    Check out my scrappy blog at http://scrap-a-doodlestamping.blogspot.com/

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil. 4:13


 

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •