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    A woman walks into a bar & joins her girlfriends who are enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally tall, handsome,extremely sex middle-aged man entered.

    He was so strikingly handsome that the woman couldn't take her eyes off him.

    The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her in a sexy voice, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition."(There are always conditions!)

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
    The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

    She looked deeply into his eyes, and in a sultry voice said . . . .."Clean my house."




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    A woman walks into a bar & joins her girlfriends who are enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally tall, handsome,extremely sex middle-aged man entered.

    He was so strikingly handsome that the woman couldn't take her eyes off him.

    The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her in a sexy voice, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition."(There are always conditions!)

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
    The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

    She looked deeply into his eyes, and in a sultry voice said . . . .."Clean my house."




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    Oh I wish!!
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    OK gonna have ta dream on that one a bit -- moan-groan-moan --- LOL

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    That is soooooo funny and so I read it to Danny but he did not get it, go figure he is a man after all. LOL

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    Too funny!

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    That's is to funny

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    that's great...reminds me of last night, my dd had a bbq, and when it was time for clean-up, i saw half the men get up and go do the dishes, without be told... i said oh...what a turn on. lol
    *Mary*

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    LOL - thanks for the chuckle!
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