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    Senior Scrapper sbartist's Avatar
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    Sorry this is in all caps, it is the way it was sent to me:

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

    "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN
    MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL

    "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MYCLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SOB ASKED, "REALLY? WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
    bonnie


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    Thanks for the laugh.
    I'm in this age group and can identify.

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    I love it Bonnie! Thanks for a great morning belly chuckle! sam

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    Oh, thanks, Bonnie. This is really a good one. I can definately relate being one of those old, wrinkled, fat, decrepit sobs as well as a teacher! Although I do refuse to be gray. If God had intended me to be gray, He wouldn't have let the Clariol company be so successful!
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    That's a good one Bonnie.
    Cindy
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    OMG That is hysterical!
    Peace is the cure for all!

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    FUNNY!

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    WOW! That is too funny! But I can relate!
    Judith

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