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    EVER WONDER ....
    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    That's funny
    Lynn

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    Those are good - really good -- LOL!

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    great!
    Judith

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    very good!

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    good ones!

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    These are funny! Thanks for the laugh. I especially like the dishwashing liquid one. Maybe I'll use that to make my next pitcher of leamonade? After all, it's made from real lemons.
    Judy


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    Senior Scrapper thecountryrose's Avatar
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    LOL! Those are funny, but I keep my mouth closed when I put on mascara .


 

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