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    Senior Scrapper AVONCHICK's Avatar
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    OK gals Just had to post this.....

    This is a fairy tale with a happy ending that should have been read to us girls when we
    were little:



    Once upon a time

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    In a land far away,

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    A beautiful, independent,

    Self-assured princess

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    Happened upon a frog as she sat

    Contemplating ecological issues

    On the shores of an unpolluted pond

    In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    And said: " Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however,

    And I will turn back

    Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    And then, my sweet, we can marry

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    And set up housekeeping in your castle

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    With my mother,

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    Where you can prepare my meals,

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    Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    And forever feel

    Grateful and happy doing so. "

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    That night,

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    As the princess dined sumptuously

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    On lightly sauteed frog legs

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    Seasoned in a white wine

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    And onion cream sauce,

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    She chuckled and thought to herself:

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    I don't [email protected]%&in' think so.

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    Senior Scrapper AVONCHICK's Avatar
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    OK gals Just had to post this.....

    This is a fairy tale with a happy ending that should have been read to us girls when we
    were little:



    Once upon a time

    ~~~~~~~~

    In a land far away,

    ~~~~~~~~

    A beautiful, independent,

    Self-assured princess

    ~~~~~~~~

    Happened upon a frog as she sat

    Contemplating ecological issues

    On the shores of an unpolluted pond

    In a verdant meadow near her castle.

    ~~~~~~~~

    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    And said: " Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

    ~~~~~~~~

    One kiss from you, however,

    And I will turn back

    Into the dapper, young prince that I am

    ~~~~~~~~

    And then, my sweet, we can marry

    ~~~~~~~~

    And set up housekeeping in your castle

    ~~~~~~~~

    With my mother,

    ~~~~~~~~

    Where you can prepare my meals,

    ~~~~~~~~

    Clean my clothes, bear my children,

    ~~~~~~~~

    And forever feel

    Grateful and happy doing so. "

    ~~ ~~~~~~

    That night,

    ~~~~~~~~

    As the princess dined sumptuously

    ~~~~~~~~

    On lightly sauteed frog legs

    ~~~~~~~~

    Seasoned in a white wine

    ~~~~~~~

    And onion cream sauce,

    ~~~~~~~~

    She chuckled and thought to herself:

    ~~~~~~~~

    I don't [email protected]%&in' think so.

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    Senior Scrapper mommaidwf's Avatar
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    LMAO! Good one!
    Cindy
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    Senior Scrapper thecountryrose's Avatar
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    ROTL!!!!!

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    Some times I wish I had read it when I was young. Love him but......

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    OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I love it!
    Melissa

    To scrap or to cook, that is the question!

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    Senior Scrapper ~Karen~'s Avatar
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    I actually chuckled out loud at the end of the fairy tale. TFS!!

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    ROFLMAO!!

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    Such a cute story! Love it!!

    Judith
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    That's funny


 

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