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    Senior Scrapper judyjay's Avatar
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    This is so funny. You will lyaf. I know I did.

    Mr. And Mrs. Pallone are retired. Mrs. Pallone insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Pallone loves to browse.

    Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

    Dear Mrs. Pallone,

    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.

    We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

    All complaints against Mr. Pallone are listed below.

    Things Mr. Pallone has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... And watched what happened.

    5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

    10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.

    11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    And last, but not least ..

    15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"

    SEND THIS ON. How could you resist?

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

    Put more laughter in your day. See you at Wal-mart.
    Judy


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    Love the one in the waiting room lolmao

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    These are hysterical. Keep the laughs coming, I need them.
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    To Funny!

    Thanks for sharing Judy!

    Donna
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    Too funny; my DH goes by all the toys that talk when you press the button, and hits all the buttons, so all of them are going at once. His favorite was the Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars.
    Laura

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    Love it! It's hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh
    Melissa

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    Judy, thanks I needed that. Had a rough day at work today and to come home and have a good laugh was much needed. That story made me think of my grandparents going to wally world together. haha!

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    that just about the funniest thing i've heard in awhile. i go to the toy section too, and play and get them all to make noise. guess i never really grew up...at least that's what my kids say. they run when i play. lol
    *Mary*

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    Thanks Judy,
    Can always use a good laugh.
    Penny(pjwlee)
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