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    THINGS WE WOULDN'T KNOW WITHOUT SUNDAY SCHOOL

    ~ With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.

    ~ Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.

    ~ A fire extinguisher is a handy device.

    ~ Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.

    ~ Cheap glue adheres to skin.

    ~ Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.

    ~ Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.

    ~ Church maintenance people do not have a sense of humor.

    ~ Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.

    ~ Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion.

    ~ Ushers do not have a sense of humor.

    ~ Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.

    ~ Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.

    ~ There are good reasons why pastor's kids have a bad reputation.

    ~ Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting.

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    Thanks for the chuckle.
    bonnie


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    I needed that thanks

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    That was funny. I used to be a pre-school Sunday School teacher. I can relate to some of the things on the list, lol!

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    or like Angie learned it's Always good to have some rope and or duct tape!

    Ziggy

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    I'm in charge of our Sunday school and I can relate to many of these.
    Judith


 

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