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    <span class="ev_code_BROWN">Who was thefirst person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" </span>

    <span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
    the next thing that comes outta its behind." </span>

    <span class="ev_code_GREEN">Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
    a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
    ground easily, it is a valuable plant </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BLUE">The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
    replacement. </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BROWN">Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.</span>

    <span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Life is sexually transmitted.</span>

    <span class="ev_code_GREEN">Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs. </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BLUE">Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BROWN">In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
    weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. </span>

    <span class="ev_code_PURPLE">How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? </span>


    <span class="ev_code_GREEN">Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BLUE">If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? </span>

    <span class="ev_code_BROWN">If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? </span>

    <span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ? </span>

    <span class="ev_code_GREEN">Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? </span>




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    Senior Scrapper ziggyeor's Avatar
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    cute

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    here is one...
    If you choke a smurf.... What colour does it turn????


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    oh now that was FUNNY! ! !

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    Good one!


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    ROFLM (scrawny little) AO!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cindy
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    Senior Scrapper mommaidwf's Avatar
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    LMAO still! I totally put that on myspace!
    Cindy
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    thanks for the funnies I read these outloud to my husband.

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    too funny!


 

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