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    This so applies to my son who lives with me!!

    Fall Classes for Men at

    THE

    ADULT LEARNING CENTER


    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

    By Monday, Oct 30, 2007


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


    Class 1

    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Kev


    Class 2

    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice..

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4

    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


    Class 5

    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

    At 7:00 PM


    Class 6

    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7

    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

    Open Forum ..

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


    Class 8

    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9

    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


    Class 10

    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.


    Class 11

    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

    Online Classes and role-playing .

    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .


    Class 13

    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered..

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 14

    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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    Oh I love this one!! How true and I have one to sign up for all classes!!LOL


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    I'm calling right now and signing up my DH! Thanks for my morning giggle!


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    Very funny! Nice to have something to laugh about. Lisa
    The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

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    That is really good!!
    "If it's unladylike, fattening or fun, I'm in!"

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    This is great! I wonder if I can send it to the husband anonymously??
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    ROFL! that has to be one of the funniest things I have read, I think I'll print it out and stick it on the fridge at home
    Mellisa

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    -card making
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    -metal & ribbon embellisments

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    This is so funny! I want to sign my dgs up for classes 3 & 4 immediately. And I have a question about class 12 on how to be the ideal shopping companion. Does that class include lessons on how to pay? If so, then sign up my dh.
    Judy


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