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    Senior Scrapper Penster (pjwlee)'s Avatar
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    Ladies,
    Came across this poem and thought we all might appreciate it. LOL

    Why God Made Eve:

    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
    become lost in the garden because he would
    not ask for directions.

    9. God knew that one day Adam would require
    someone to locate and hand him the remote.

    8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
    himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

    7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
    doctors, dentists or haircut appointment by himself.

    6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

    5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

    4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
    remember where he left his tools.

    3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
    troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

    2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." and, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....

    1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
    stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
    Penny(pjwlee)
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    "Always shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars!!!"
    "Be the change you wish to see in the world. " Ghandi

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    Senior Scrapper Penster (pjwlee)'s Avatar
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    Ladies,
    Came across this poem and thought we all might appreciate it. LOL

    Why God Made Eve:

    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
    become lost in the garden because he would
    not ask for directions.

    9. God knew that one day Adam would require
    someone to locate and hand him the remote.

    8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
    himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

    7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
    doctors, dentists or haircut appointment by himself.

    6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

    5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

    4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
    remember where he left his tools.

    3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
    troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

    2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." and, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....

    1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
    stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
    Penny(pjwlee)
    penster
    "Always shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars!!!"
    "Be the change you wish to see in the world. " Ghandi

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    Thanks for the poem. I like the part about the fig leaf

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    But, Penny, it's soooooooo true!!!
    Judith


 

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