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    Senior Scrapper Dianacraftstoo's Avatar
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    I got this in my email and thought I would share it with you! I thought it was cute! Enjoy, Diana



    PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 or,

    If you're not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.



    1. Kidnappers are not very

    interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you

    are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you???"

    5. People no longer view you

    as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to

    learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't

    wear out.

    8 You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

    9. You can live without sex

    but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of

    speed limits as challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold

    your stomach in no matter

    who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with

    elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get

    much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember

    who sent you this list!



    And you notice these are

    all in Big Print for your convenience.

    You should forward this to

    anyone you can remember!!
    Diana

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    Senior Scrapper jujuann's Avatar
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    Oh Diana! It gets worse after you pass 60!!! These are so true!!
    Judith

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    LMAO- these are great...they'd be even more hilarious if I wasn't 50 and couldn't relate to sooooo many of them! :P


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    I can already relate to some of these and I'm 44.
    bonnie


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    rofl I can see mysel in most of those. thank you for sharing

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    Oh, so true, so true. I think...I can't remember for sure.
    Judy


    Check out my scrappy blog at http://scrap-a-doodlestamping.blogspot.com/

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil. 4:13

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    funny funny funny - thanks for the chuckle! sam

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    LOL yeah so true.
    Mickie


 

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