Are you stressed???

[AVONCHICK]

Sorry gals, just had to post this. It had me ROFL when i got it in an email.

Here's a little diet to help when the stress just starts to build.

Diet Designed To Help Women Cope With Stress

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.
BREAKFAST
· 1 Grapefruit
· 1 slice whole-wheat toast
· 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
· 1 cup herbal tea
· 1 Rivita
AFTERNOON TEA
· The rest of the Rivitas from the packet - with butter
· 1 tub of ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
· 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
· 2 loaves garlic bread
· 1 family size Supreme pizza
· 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
· 1 whole Tesco's cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
"STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs
IF you delete this message you will gain 10kgs

and if the above doesn't work Fast enough. heres a littel tip to help PREVENT the future stress.

Here's some advice for you:
Dr Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of chocolate digestives, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

[oniska]

I NEEDED THAT my dh is on the couch wondering what I am howling about. Rofl. Thanks, Guess what is on the news at this moment. They are bring out a new old flavor of twinkie it is Bannana flavor cream filling. I haven't had a twinkie in years

[javamom]

LMAO- I am sitiing here eating a slice of Pillsbury cookie dough while I am reading this!! YUM!! Thanks Shannon- good to know that I am on the right track with my "diet"!!

[mommaidwf]

LMAO! This is funny. Christi, I want some cookie dough!

[Cass17]

What's a Riveta?

[AVONCHICK]

From what i can find on the internet Who ever wrote the original email spelled it wrong (should be Ryvita) and its some kind of Crispbread Cracker made in England.

Christi Send me some COOKIE DOUGH!! Love that stuff RAW.

[javamom]

LOL- it's been too hot to bake cookies, so really ...what choice did I have?

[thecountryrose]

That is tooooo funny!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!

[Penster (pjwlee)]

TY I needed that, ran out of chocolate......

[AVONCHICK]

Originally posted by javamom:
LOL- it's been too hot to bake cookies, so really ...what choice did I have?

Never a choice for me. Always have to have it raw. (usually make a few Cooked for the kids but have to taste the batter in between spoonfuls to make sure its all still Good).