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    > I LOVE THE LAST ONE!
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    > >>FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST
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    > Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam
    > were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual
    > comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
    > performing their colonoscopies:
    > >>
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    > >>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has
    > gone before!
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
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    > >>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
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    > >>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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    > >>5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
    > >>
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    > >>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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    > >>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
    > >>
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    > >>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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    > >>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
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    > >>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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    > >>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
    > >>
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    > >>12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
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    > >>And the best one of all...
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    > >>13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
    > there!
    Lynn

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    Thanks, I needed this!! Keep 'em coming.
    -Judy Kay-

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    You're correct, you saved the best for last!!!
    Judith


 

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