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    > HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
    >
    > * When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good
    > morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out
    > of her"...You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5
    > minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need
    > to pray at work.
    >
    > * When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to
    > say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You
    > need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third
    > person comes in and says, "well at my last office....," and you want to
    > throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing
    > that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you
    > try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work
    > and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss
    > my [email protected]@!!".... You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who
    > stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one
    > floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * When you take some vacation time and come back to find a
    > mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do
    > it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at
    > work.
    >
    > * If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching,
    > slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with....... You
    > need to pray at work.
    >
    > * If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to
    > someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story
    > .......You need to pray at work.
    >
    > * If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You
    > need to pray at work!
    >
    > LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
    Lynn

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    * When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
    Oh so true!

    Or when your boss calls your name every 2 seconds asking questions!
    bonnie


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    Sounds like my daughter's complaint Bonnie. Her boss (a physician) doesn't even want her to be oof unless he is too! She told him the other day that she still had 9 days vacation left over and was getting 4 weeks, so if he wasn't going to let her off, he could just pay her for it. He said OK!
    Lynn

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    That is so true!! Reminds me of my office manager days. Thanks for the morning funny!!

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    Lynn, thanks for the laugh. I can remember many days when I needed to pray at work!
    Judy


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    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil. 4:13

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    I did a lot of praying at work!! That's why I don't work now.
    Judith

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    Someone needs to come up with one like this for teachers. Our schools started yesterday.


 

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