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    Senior Scrapper AVONCHICK's Avatar
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    To answer all those WHY questions we ask ABOUT men....



    The Why's of Men

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

    (don't know....it never happened)

    ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

    And the personal favourite:

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)



    Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
    and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

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    Senior Scrapper ziggyeor's Avatar
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    LOL ok but my hubby snores on his side?

    Ziggy

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    Senior Scrapper luvscraping's Avatar
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    LMAO

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    Senior Scrapper mommaidwf's Avatar
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    ROFLMAO.......................... Thanks Shannon, I needed this!
    Cindy
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    www.marykay.com/cynthiaalarcon

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    My DH snores in all positions. You almost had me falling off the chair. LOL!! Thanks, I needed all the laughs I can get this week.

    Judith
    Judith

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    OMG that's HYSERICAL ! ! !

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    Shannon- you keep me laughing!




 

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