View Full Version : Silly Things To Ponder...

05-11-2007, 06:35 PM
<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Who was thefirst person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" </span>

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta its behind." </span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant </span>

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement. </span>

<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.</span>

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Life is sexually transmitted.</span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs. </span>

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. </span>

<span class="ev_code_BROWN">In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. </span>

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? </span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? </span>

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? </span>

<span class="ev_code_BROWN">If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? </span>

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ? </span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? </span>


05-11-2007, 07:12 PM

05-11-2007, 08:32 PM
here is one...
If you choke a smurf.... What colour does it turn????


05-11-2007, 10:36 PM
oh now that was FUNNY! ! !

05-12-2007, 04:31 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/javamom_57/Laughing030.gif Good one!

05-12-2007, 05:29 PM
ROFLM (scrawny little) AO!!!!!!!!!!!

05-12-2007, 05:36 PM
LMAO still! I totally put that on myspace!

05-12-2007, 06:50 PM
thanks for the funnies I read these outloud to my husband.

05-12-2007, 07:46 PM
too funny!